Original-SHM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Android X-19]

Constuctive Criticism

Okay, you got the graphics down good in this. Now learn to make it more intresting. You had the whole long boring intro part that seemed to drag on for ever. Your viewers were all waiting for the big action scene, and we never got it. Dont do that, this movie was WAY to boring. Also the fact that you try and squeeze comedy into something like this was a bad idea. That wasnt even that funny, after building all that suspsence I rather see the world getting destroyed and havok in the city, then the robot fall out of the sky because of a batery. Better luck next time.

[sheepfleece]

Amazing

The graphics, on this were very well made. It was a pleasure to watch for that reason. You obviously have ALOT of talent, and I look forward to future submissions. Keep up the good work.

zipahead responds:

thanks ..i notice i get good reviews from people who have actually tried to make a movie.. and quite detailed a critical reviews from people who haven't

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

Hilarious

I actually laughed while watching this. That doesent happen very often, while watching a flash. Great job on the humor keep up the good work!

[Exotic Chocolates]

Ouch

The Concept:Yea your series really has hit rock bottom. That was horriable. You really expect us to laugh at "Semen flavored chocolates?" What do you think we all have the humor level of a ten year old? That "dont try the choclate ones" joke isnt even funny. Its sad to see you resorting to potty jokes, well at least you did'nt show off Germaines tits and ass like you usally do to try and attract more viewers. Oh and there was no plot.

The Graphics: You havent updated your grahpics AT ALL. In fact I think it takes you honestly about 10 minutes to churn out an episode. This cartoon, is just a bunch of tweens and the mouths (or mouth I should say on Germain) dosen't even match her lip syning, if you need a tutorial on how to lip sync good use it! The graphics where old reused and bad.

Humor: OH EM GEE POO POO CHOCLATES AND SEMEN CANDYS . Yes that is the humor in this pathetic isnt it?

Last Words: Your sieres has been going down hill. You need to stop it. I know you want to make money, and you're just an art graduate who probably got kicked out of college and have no other source of income, but this needs to stop. You lost alot of fans on this one. And if you do have any fans left, they are all emo/gothic 13 year olds who have no friends and want to feel cool.
-Original_SHM

[serious bob]

Good Show

You did a good job. Also quite a decent length. My only problem with this flash is some of you're graphics looked very bad. You need to practice drawing human anatomy more, and the truck our hero was driving looked like a three year old drew it (no offense intended). Besides that the animation of the hero running looked good, and the backgrounds where decent. As for the action and actually animation looked mostly good. Just fix your graphics up and you may make something legendary. Good luck with future flash efforts.
-Original_SHM

[Christmas Blonde 3 - Pt 1]

Bad

That was horriable and I saw a little bit more of santa then I wanted too.I did'nt like it at all to be honest and I think if you're going to make something that short it should at least have a point or something that sparks the viewers intrests. Let me sum this cartoon up for all you newgrounders reading this. Cartoon porno cartoon chick and santa sitting on beach. Santa gets drinks, santa comes back, cartoon porno star chick gone. Thats basically it. Im sorry but this is garbage(besides the graphics).

Note:I bet half the Newgrounders are blaming this because their was no animated nudity in this XD

[Raiden's Crossover]

hahaha!

You made me laugh quite a bit my friend, for this you get a 10.

[Samurai Champloo: SK Pt.1]

Amazing

Amazingly good! I loved it make more! I look forward to all future submtions. Just fix the sounds in some parts it sounded like there was to big of an gap sometims in the sound other then that great job.

[Orlando's Joint #3]

Good Flash

It was good,.. besides the graphics not being top notch it was good. I hope to see more episodes from you in the future.

[Black Knights Episode 3]

Good

You did a good job with this,...the graphics where all very well done, and the animation seemed good. The only problem I have with this flash is the fighting was pretty pathetic. When the army lines up in the beggening I see at least 60 guys. The evil knight slashes through a couple and then its over, and the way he kills the soldiers is boring and not the intresting. You have the graphics down, just work on your and fight scenes, make the next one alot longer and have a point besides an evil knight slashing a bunch of soldiers up that look like they're from Lord of the Rings.