Original-SHM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Icons Ep 2]

That was the best

I hope this goes on the top 50 and stays for awhile.

TheTreeman responds:

me too that would be awesome

[WadeFulp: Internet Badass]

It was great

It seems so much like Wade. Always spending to much time on Newgrounds, enjoying the amount of people who suck up to him in the bbs threads. Basically Wades a genric Webmaster. An asshole, who thinks hes a badass online, but sadly fails in life. Poor Wade, almost middle age and a life devoted to the internet. Anyways great flash loved it, might make one like it my self when I get the time.

f0d responds:

i dont think wade's an asshole in real life but i do think he takes the net too seriously like you said... yeah anyone who's job is being a webmaster is gonna have a little trouble not taking it seriously

[A Cursed Creature Part 2]

:-O

Amazing

sketch0587 responds:

yes it is

[Captian Kangeroo Tribute]

Simpliy awful

Not good in any way possiable. Tsk tsk eddie get better please. I know you can make a good flash ;-)

eddiebalin responds:

Original_SHM=simply gay

[oNeFisH TwofiSh]

sucked

Well,...It was bad. Just luck all of eddies other flashes.Keep practicin man you'll get better.

eddiebalin responds:

"Just LUCK all of eddies other flashes."

Did you mean like?

A little 411 on the above revewer.

• He is a vomitous mound of syphilated ass fungus.

• He is a herpes infestid canker sore on a plagued goat testicle.

• He is a vacuous, vapid, vaginal blood fart.

• He is a decaying bucket of diseased monkey cum.

• He is a father-feltching fuck face faggot.

• He is a mother nubbing, ass thwapping, dick slapping, fetus fucking, monkey cock sucking, ass goblin.

(P.S. hes also gay)

[AngstDrillHead_BillyJean]

Are you this insecure?!

Becasue you love making fun of everyone, and your obsessed with homo sexuality, Im starting to think your a straight queer. Please get beter, that sucked and I could care less about Angstdrillhead, plese get better.

eddiebalin responds:

The expesshun is "I COULDN'T care less" not "I could care less."

Get it right, you stpid cock knocker.

I mean seriously, gay AND stupid, that's no way to go thru life.

Maybe you think waering yur mother's panty's on yur head while jerking off to animal porn makes you cool.

It doesn't, you heaving, humping, festering bucket of pig vomit.

[_millix_loves banana]

Your not good at this are you my friend?

Another AWFUL! BAD! Flash that makes me want to cancle my internet account. Please eddie get better all your flash work is a storm of suck! Practice makes perfect my friend.

eddiebalin responds:

Furst of all I'm not yur friend.

I am not friends with gay homoseksuals like you.

You probably have no freinds except for yur father, who is yur boyfriend, the only reason he doesn't ignore you like the rest of humanity does is becase you give him

PERFECT blowjobs.

As you sed "practice makes perfect", right shitwit?

Trying being less of a blithering fucktard and maybe one day youll have someone who wants you for a friend for reasons other than you ability to give perfect blow jobs.

Loser.

[__EddieBalin's VaLeNtinE]

All your flashes are bad man.

Your a horriable flash author, I have to say that I would have more fun watching paint dry then watching this. Oh and please learn to be mature I see you cant handle critiscm.

eddiebalin responds:

Citiscm I can handle.

Having to read a revew from sumeone as seriously gay as you is another thing.

Oh, and stop blowing yur uncle so much, yur father is begining to feel neglected.

P.S. Yur gay

[_gRet sWaMi eDDiE bALiN!]

That my friend was horriable

Probably one of the worst flashes I ever seen in my life. I suggest you practice, and devolp some more skills that was awful! To all the viewers I suggest you skip this, when your not being bored to death, it just is straight up bad.

eddiebalin responds:

Note to anyone reading this.

The above revew is written by Original_SHM which stands for "Sucking Homo Meat."

He give me all zeros for my skills, here's how his father rates his "Skills"

Sucking dick: 10
Licking balls: 10
Feltching: 10
Analingus: 10
Getting buttfucked: 10

Overall homoseksuality: 10

Wow, all tens! The kid has mad skills!

[Hip Hop Idol]

not that good

Learn to lip sync to match up with the song it makes the flash a 100 times better. The superflashbros have an excellent tutorial that you should use.

Vengeance responds:

ive seen that tutorial but the song went for nearly 2000 frames and when you think about it it would be about 5 hours of lip syncing