Original-SHM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[_millix_loves banana]

Your not good at this are you my friend?

Another AWFUL! BAD! Flash that makes me want to cancle my internet account. Please eddie get better all your flash work is a storm of suck! Practice makes perfect my friend.

eddiebalin responds:

Furst of all I'm not yur friend.

I am not friends with gay homoseksuals like you.

You probably have no freinds except for yur father, who is yur boyfriend, the only reason he doesn't ignore you like the rest of humanity does is becase you give him

PERFECT blowjobs.

As you sed "practice makes perfect", right shitwit?

Trying being less of a blithering fucktard and maybe one day youll have someone who wants you for a friend for reasons other than you ability to give perfect blow jobs.

Loser.

[__EddieBalin's VaLeNtinE]

All your flashes are bad man.

Your a horriable flash author, I have to say that I would have more fun watching paint dry then watching this. Oh and please learn to be mature I see you cant handle critiscm.

eddiebalin responds:

Citiscm I can handle.

Having to read a revew from sumeone as seriously gay as you is another thing.

Oh, and stop blowing yur uncle so much, yur father is begining to feel neglected.

P.S. Yur gay

[_gRet sWaMi eDDiE bALiN!]

That my friend was horriable

Probably one of the worst flashes I ever seen in my life. I suggest you practice, and devolp some more skills that was awful! To all the viewers I suggest you skip this, when your not being bored to death, it just is straight up bad.

eddiebalin responds:

Note to anyone reading this.

The above revew is written by Original_SHM which stands for "Sucking Homo Meat."

He give me all zeros for my skills, here's how his father rates his "Skills"

Sucking dick: 10
Licking balls: 10
Feltching: 10
Analingus: 10
Getting buttfucked: 10

Overall homoseksuality: 10

Wow, all tens! The kid has mad skills!

[Halloween Hoopla]

Sucked and blew

One of your most inacruate rants ever. Are you trying to aim all your cartoons at kids at an immature age? Halloween (for kids that are over the age of 13) is for A.) pranks B.) maybe a party C.) Staying home not for putting on some custome and going to peoples houses to get candy like a little baby. No one even cares about customes accpte your big immature self. Also the alternate ending was the stupidest most immature thing I've ever seen do you think thats funny? Its just sick man. Your series is going down hill with every new episode.

[No Music... No Life]

It was great

The animation, the backgrounds the effect everything is excllent,I like the song too, I just wish it was in my native language english. Maybe theres an english variant?! Anyways great flash keep it up I watch this and it relaxes me.

[Hip Hop Idol]

not that good

Learn to lip sync to match up with the song it makes the flash a 100 times better. The superflashbros have an excellent tutorial that you should use.

Vengeance responds:

ive seen that tutorial but the song went for nearly 2000 frames and when you think about it it would be about 5 hours of lip syncing

[Zelda nintendos 1st draft]

Work harder

Everything needs more time, you have so much potential and its just being wasted. Try harder this could of been great but sloopy animation and graphics made it suck. Also the music made me want to rip my eardrums out, get GOOD music next time better luck!

[Leave It To Bush #003]

I loved it

Everything was great the humor, the story the graphics excellent. I also liked it how all the characters had there actually voices and not some author trying to mimic there voice. I look forward to leave it to bush # 4 this series is deffiantlly one of the top on newgrounds!

[Bush Thinking]

Not good

This can hardly compare to the Leave It To Bush # 3 that is currently on the front page with this. This looks rushed, was short and over all not that enjoyable. Perhaps actually making it funny and adding punch lines instead of putting george and jesus in the same room talking about how empty it was (symbolizing his mind of course). Better luck next time this sucked.

[Nobodies Shorts #4]

Good

Your fluid animation really makes this nice to watch,... my favorite lines were "I'm not a mop you fat piece of mhhmhmh" Short yet funny good job.