Original-SHM's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bruce Lee's Game of Death]

Meh

Tic-Toe Made with style, not that bad.

[The Tutorial]

Wow

Dont attempt to make a tutorial untill you know what your doing this is bad. I hate flash artists that think they're better then they really are, at what they do.

Hi-dud responds:

why do you think this is bad? huh? its good, it tells you what to do, it makes sure you get it right. i think your biased towards me, and you couldnt vote 0 if your aura is neutral.

[Shotgun Orc]

Horriable controls

The whole game had excllent levels, unique and different enemy design and good graphics. The game is fun for the first two levels then you realize the controls are shit. The enemies start growing more numerous meaning the controls must be more responsive,...when their not. So basically it is imposiable to beat this game. Not to mention you cant even get a continue on the level you were last at when you died. Good try my friend but this game fails, fix the controls and you'll have a winner.

[Dudeology 1]

Problem

you can hold down on the answers to cheat and see which ones are right. This ruins the whole game, please fix this, it makes the game pure shit. Otherwise a good game besides the huge glitch in it.

[Flash Fodder]

It was okay

It was an alright game. Things that need to be improved though are,... Make it so the solider is actually holding the weapon it says we have. When it says on screen (Shotgun) And I see the soldier under my control holding an mp5 it makes the game vastly unrealistic. Also some diversity in the areas, and not just making them all snow would make the game a 100 times better examples would be a desert area, a forest area, a badlands area ect. Also improve your graphics.

[Thesaurus of Masturbation]

Wow that was bad

Awful, awful flash. Please practice eddie this was not good. Live up to your ptential my friend, then maybe you will one day be a good flash author. That day unfourtantly is not today :-(.

eddiebalin responds:

One day will will not be gay anymore.

That day "unfourtantly" is not today.

:-)

[_ I love you all so much!]

I'm an asshole?

Comming from the guy who said my mom sucks cum through a straw because I said one of his flashes was bad?!! heh heh eddie you immature man, once again you have proven that the bar for flash can be lowered even more. To all viewers you just type your name and it says your an asshole hahahah so creative(Sarcasam) great way to be unoriginal and make another suck flash. Practice and get some real plots and make some good flash!

P.S. Country music sucks

eddiebalin responds:

Anser to "I'm an asshole?" qwestion:

YES, BIGTIME.

yur also a throbnobbing, dicksipping, asswhacking, cuntsapping, mother nubbing cock monkey.

[Starfire]

You need to redo this game

The game would of been perfect if you fixed the fact you only had one life. Nothing more annoying then dieing and having to do the whole level over again, it sadly ruins the game and makes it lose almost all of its fun points.

sspecter responds:

I DID made 3 lives in the beta. But the fact that you have a shield and a hull to protect you made the game far too easy. So I had to take it out.

But I do agree that its not too fun to die in the boss and have to replay it. In Tyrian (1 of the bests space shooter made, my game was highly influenced by it) was the same way.

I think a checkpoint would be a better solution, as other reviews pointed out.

But thanks for the idea.

[Kill the Endangered!]

You messed up

If you right click on the flash and press play you can view the secret with out having to "earn" it. You just right click press play after the message says your rank and score and you get the secret "Killing ths six flags guy, lame secret :-("

DCFilms responds:

Well if you had taken the time to read the full lenght of the description, I already noted that fact

[3D Joe Water Balloon Drop]

Uh,...Not good

Well the graphics were very well made, and the codding semmed good. But that didnt save the game from,..being well boring and repetitive. I mean come on you throw water ballons on people,boats and cars wheres the fun in that? Its not intresting its not fun its just dull.You obviously have skill just think up a better concpte for a game, this one almost put me to sleep.